Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Saturday, January 3, 2026

Round House Theatre: Rules For Living

 The play was advertised as "a hilarious new comedy about family values;" a North American world premiere--formerly a hit on London's west end; and set around the goings on during an auspicious Christmas Holiday Lunch that the Matriarch, Deborah, of the clan is orchestrated (as she always does) with a fine toothed comb.  Enter younger son, Matthew with his new girlfriend, Carrie.  Matthew gave up a dream of being an actor to become a successful lawyer.  Carrie is a nymphomaniac who only runs hot.  Next come Adam, elder son, and his wife, Nicole, and their daughter, Emma.  Emma immediately retreats to a third floor bedroom to rest as she has an anxiety disorder.  Adam is a wannabe writer, and failed professional baseball player.  Nicole is a wino who spends her time trying to cure her husbands undiagnosed and unacknowledged (by him) ADHA, and the aforementioned Emma's anxiety.  Finally, Deborah arrives, who begins barking orders and passing judgments.  Who's missing?  Francis, the Patriarch, who had a little medical issue.  Turns out when he finally arrives it's a major stroke that's left him paralyzed on half his body, unable to speak and sloshing reality around in his head as if his sons are still starring in "The Pirates of Penzance" and pitching for a West Coast NBA team.  

From this simple set up, you can just imagine how funny the show is...  Don't try too hard.  While it certainly had its funny moments--like in the second act when they played charades--the underlying issues of sibling rivalries, marriage infidelities, alcohol and narcotic abuse, psychological abuse, lying and betrayals just kept getting the way!

Now, have said that, I'm going to say this: I really enjoyed the acting.  I would not call the play funny, I would say it was clever in spots, and for a man who couldn't speak, Francis (John Lescault) had some of the funniest moments.  I would also say that the menagerie of characters was such, that even with stereotypical traits, they gave plenty of room for some over-the-top acting.  They must have realized that they were onboard the Crazy Train to Nowhere Town and so what have you got to lose?  On this score, the daughters-in-law Nicole (Present Incumbent) and Carrie (To be or Not To Be) went all out and I completely appreciated their gifts to the audience.  Jonathan Feuer as the older son was also quite good; unfortunately, every time he needed to dip into a serious moment, he ended up channeling in a most eerie way the gay comedian Joe Dombrowski.  It was uncanny, but also grew stale.  

The set was clearly another character in the ensemble.  The detailing was a prop masters Olympic challenge and everything seemed to come off with ease.

Overall, I'm somewhere in the middle ground with this one.  What are you supposed to do with "You Can't Take It With You" and "Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolff's" love child?  
Adam (Jonathan Feuer) watches while Carrie (Dani Stoller) enthusiastically embarrasses Deborah (Naomi Jacobson).  I have seen Dani Stoller in 3 other plays over the past 5 years and hand to god, I would not have been able to recognize her from previous performances.  She was so completely the character of Carrie.

Deborah (drinking "water" laced with muscle relaxant narcotics), Adam, Matthew (Will Conard), Nicole (Dina Thomas) and Carrie in the kitchen that Francis' affair with a Korean spa girl bought Deborah.  His infidelities were paid for by home improvement projects.  

Deborah with Francis (John Lescault) pretending everything is okay.

Sons held to account by a father who can only spout jibberish and the phrase "Fuck Off!"

Nicole and Adam lay the groundwork for an eventual detente--the only positive thing to come out of the play.  

Here's another indictment I have regarding the writing of the play.  The conflict between Nicole and Adam centers around his refusal to take seriously that she thinks he might have ADHD.  This is a critical component driving most of the rest of the angst throughout the show.  And I say, SERIOUSLY?!  As conditions go, this one hasn't been stigmatized since Bill Clinton failed to inhale!  Pull this lynch pin and everything else is a house of brittle old cards.

Hands down the funniest moments of the play: Charades!

Sunday, December 22, 2024

St. Louis Symphony Orchestra: 2024 Holiday Celebration!

 Performed at the completely restored Steifel Hall in St. Louis, the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra's Holiday concerts were being led by Maestro Norman Huynh as guest conductor, and music director of the Bozeman Symphony Orchestra in Montana.  Huynh arrived with spritely personality to spare--think a happy charming Ronnie Chieng (Comedian with the Daily Show).  I was immediately taken in by him and any thought I had of a B-Lister wrangled in from Montana faded with it.   The Symphony was backed up by the St. Louis Symphony Chorus on several pieces and featured Jazz Singer Capathia Jenkins on a few more.  There was also Santa Claus, of course!  And Santa brought in a guest conductor, Gabe (age 5).  Gabe was the son of one of the Cellists, and easily out-charmed Huynh's delightful shine, illustrating once again the age old maxim "Never work with Children or Animals".  

The Symphony performed 16 pieces in 2 acts.  The highlights from the first act included: The full rendition of the twelve days of Christmas with random guest vocalists throughout the concert hall soloing on the fifth verse (almost all were children to the delight of everyone), and two numbers by Capathia "All I Want For Christmas Is YOU!" and "Mary, did you know?"  She returned in the second act and received a standing ovation for her performance of "O Holy Night".  Also on the bill were two classical gems: "Fantasy on Greensleeves" by Ralph Vaughan Williams, and "Farandole" from "L'Arlesienne: suite No. 2" by Georges Bizet.  The show ended with an audience carol sing-a-long featuring 7 Christmas songs from "Silent Night" to "Jingle Bells."  The entire experience was joyous and full of fun moments.
The festooned Orchestra Lobby of the Steifel Concert Hall.

The View from the back of the Orchestra level.

The view from our seats.

Capathia Jenkins/Norman Huynh

Santa!

"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
two fine bassists from the St. Louis Symphony!"

Looking up to the ceiling of the Concert Hall

Monday, December 2, 2024

Holiday Cards and Calendars 2024

 It's a tradition that my mother passed down to me.  And so the cards have taken flight all across the United States-- Calendars to follow for some on December 20th.


Friday, November 29, 2024

Christmas Village Returns

Some years I do a tree, some years I don't.  This is a no tree year.  However, not to be left without some seasonal cheer--my Winter Village/North Pole display is now too large to fit on the fireplace mantle!  

Winter Village - North Pole - Arctica - Earth - OOOOO

The 11:05 from Trondheim arrived on time and is collecting passengers on their way to Fundy Bay. 

Near that station the annual Holiday markets entice residents and visitors alike to sample treats and by a tree to decorate.

The All Volunteer Christmas Jinglers fill the streets with Holiday favorites like Santa's favorite "Grandma Just Got Run Over By A Reindeer"--word on the street is Mrs. Claus is NOT amused.

The trolley collects riders while some children get ready to play a little ice hockey.

On the far end of town, the homes are festooned with lights and wreaths, ribbons and bells.  Visitors without accommodations will always find a place at the table and cot before the hearth in Winter Village.

Midway more shops greet gift seekers and the official North Pole Post Office struggles to keep up with the late coming volume of mail.  Why, look!  A hot air balloon from far away Zimbabwe has just arrived.

North Pole Proper with the Claus' home all the toy workshops and the Elves Residence is never more frenetic than in the month of December.

Mrs. Claus distributes freshly baked cookies to keep up the Elves strength!

While Santa himself is busy assuring quality control.

Monday, December 25, 2023

Christmas Eve at the Maryland Zoo

 Spent Christmas Eve volunteering at the Maryland Zoo.  What a wonderful day.  So many lovely encounters with guests and amazing view of animals.


Zahi, our new male Lesser Kudu and Lemon.

Our Zebra "sisters": Phoenix, Addie, and Stella.

Our Rhino "brothers": J.P. and Jelani


Clyde-the-Wise, one of our Saddle-billed Storks.  They have a 12 year average lifespan in the wild.  Ol' Clyde is 36!



Saturday, December 31, 2022

Christmas Tree @ the Canadian Embassy, Washington, DC

The Embassy of Canada is the only Embassy to be located on The National Mall in Washington, DC.  Britain may brag about our "special" relationship.  Mexico may share the most talked about land-boarder in the world.  But only Canada's Ambassador can look out of his office window and see the U.S. Capitol, or walk across the street and have lunch at the National Gallery of Art.



 

Monday, December 27, 2021

Post-Christmas Present #1

A brilliant young man and the son of my best friends for over 30 years sent me this wonderful little gift! I mean, the wrapping paper alone wins high praise!--Dino-mite! And that this brilliant young man so perfectly selects a delightful gift for me? "The force is great in this one."




Saturday, December 25, 2021

Christmas Dinner

 

Roast Beef with Moroccan tangine spices
and Carrots, Green Olives and Apricots
Swiss Chard and Sweet Corn au Gratin
Saffron Rice
Side Salad
with French Vinaigrette dressing

Christmas Door

 Every year I do accumulate my holiday cards and place them upon the inside of my front door for the year to come.  It's a lovely way to remember all the joy I am fortunate to be the recipient of.


Christmas Presents!

Santa's helpers have been busy this year!  Packages from New York, Massachusetts, Kentucky and Illinois with gifts for both me and Romeo.  


However, poor Romeo has had all the excitement he can manage with just a sumptuous repast.  A nap is in order.
Such wonders, such wonderful friends!
I know for a fact that my friend made the bayberry candle from scratch.  An amazing gift from a gifted person.

Christmas Breakky

 
The holiday starts with a good Breakky.  
Bacon
2 eggs sunny-side up
sourdough toast
cantaloupe
hazelnut coffee
Romeo gets his own egg--it's Christmas!